All of these quotes come from friends of mine or from myself. If you think they're stupid, don't tell me about it, because I don't care. Also, feel free to submit your own quotes. :-)
"Friction is a bastard."
-Tim K
"Rain sucks. So does life. You can't do anything about either of them."
-Sujan K
"I have no problem with indiscriminately killing, but I'm still too moral to be a lawyer."
-Eric P
"The complexity of the interactions of human emotions is just a wonderful paradigm of thought, isn't it?"
-Tim K
"I guess, in a messed up sort of way, that is the beauty of life, everything is unexpected, unfortunately some of it is not a pleasure."
-Nicole S
"Whatever."
-Eric P
"No matter what, remember that whatever decision you make will be a good one, because it will come with a great deal of thought."
-Nicole S
"If you call me hostile again, I'm going to shoot you."
-Eric P
"I don't quote."
-Josh W
"Sometimes there is no friend more precious than the one who has never met you." -Eric P